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Real Name:
we_like_pie
Followers:
4598
Birth Date:
July 1, 1982
Age:
35
Sex:
Couple
Interested In:
Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location:
United States
Last Broadcast:
1 week, 1 day
Language(s):
English
Body Type:
Fit
Smoke / Drink:
duh
Body Decorations:
a few tats
About Me:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French harlot named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.